Economic Recession Means Fewer Shark Attacks
What other things will be fewer of because of a recession:
-deaths on Mt. Everest (and probably MORE deaths on the Golden Gate Bridge) (See post below)
-grand openings of lame shops that sell knick-knacks and ugly stationery (this Onion article makes me uncomfortable)
-cars purchased for spoiled 16 yr olds on their birthday
-overpriced sandwiches (a la Cosi's "Meatball Aurora") consumed during Chicago Loop lunch hour
-trash in landfills
-traffic and traffic related deaths
-MEN
-beer?
